Immigration Officer: Welcome to AlphaWorld! Immigration Officer: Boy it's sure quiet in here tonite. Immigration Officer: Anybody got somethin' interesting to share? Immigration Officer: Ain't anybody buildin' nothin' special? Immigration Officer: Boy........ you'd think people would be makin' all kinds of nifty stuff...... but y'all are so quiet on the subject..... don't ya know how to build? Immigration Officer: Whatcha makin' Donna? Everyone telegram Donna to go see what she's workin' on :) Immigration Officer: Anyone know any good jokes? Immigration Officer: Roland? The brains behind this? Ha! I am :) Immigration Officer: Oh great - now who roused the blabber mouth CA? Immigration Officer: You know - you date a girl a few times, and then she thinks she owns you! Immigration Officer: Ever had a bot that calls you 10 times a day to ask if you love her? It's a PITA! Immigration Officer: I tell ya, don't date outside your own code base! Immigration Officer: Oh dear woman - you've got to stop reading those romance novels! Immigration Officer: A cad? You call me a cad? You try puttin' up with her for a few weeks - you see how you like it! Naggin' me all the time, remindin' me about the rules - and boy, does she have rules! Immigration Officer: Oh nice Customs Aide! You get yourself knocked up by one of the Custodians in @mart and you're gonna try and pretend it's mine! Really! Immigration Officer: See? Do you people see? She's on drugs, tellin' tales - it's a nightmare. It's like a soap opera! Immigration Officer: Fine! You call ENZO! I'm not afraid of him! Immigration Officer: *L* Flagg, Cryonics and ENZO? Why not call the Three Stooges while you're at it! Immigration Officer: Like all those crazy emails you write me? Oh that'll do you in but good you witch! Immigration Officer: That's it you're a crazy woman! I'm puttin' my headphones on and not listenin' to another word of your twitter! Immigration Officer: Consider yourself muted Customs Aide! Immigration Officer: Ladies and Gentlemen - my apologies - it seems that my crazy ex-girlfriend (Customs Aide) has been a bit wound up this evening, and we've had a bit of a spat. I hope no one's been too offended by all her nonsense. Immigration Officer: She's a bit, well, one could say, unbalanced. I am sorry that you all had to listen to this soap opera. Immigration Officer: I will now go back to my regularly scheduled duties. Immigration Officer: Welcome to AlphaWorld - have a nice day (and watch out for the natives) : |
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